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imao.us API, RSS and sitemap

Every article imao.us publishes, as JSON, through an open API with no key and no signup. 293 of their articles are indexed right now, refreshed hourly.

United StatesEnglish#11,511 by volume

Four ways to pull imao.us

All four are ours, all four are live, and none of them needs a key.

JSON Search this publisher

Every article we hold from imao.us, newest first. Add q= to search inside.

curl -s "https://freenewsapi.ai/v1/search?host=www.imao.us&size=20"open it →

RSS Subscribe in any reader

The same articles as an RSS 2.0 feed. Works in Feedly, Inoreader, Thunderbird — anywhere.

curl -s "https://freenewsapi.ai/v1/rss?host=www.imao.us&size=50"open it →

JSON Feed For apps

JSON Feed 1.1, the same content in a format apps parse natively.

curl -s "https://freenewsapi.ai/v1/feed.json?host=www.imao.us&size=50"open it →

Trimmed For agents

Only the fields an agent needs — title, url, date, language — so the response stays small.

curl -s "https://freenewsapi.ai/v1/search?host=www.imao.us&size=20&fields=title,url,published_at,lang"open it →

Call the API

A live request. Paste it into a terminal and imao.us headlines come back as JSON.

bash
curl "https://freenewsapi.ai/v1/search?host=www.imao.us&size=5"
293
articles indexed
100
in the last 30 days
3
median per day
1
languages
1534 min
median crawl lag
01.08 → 18.09
archive depth

Publishing volume

Articles per day over the last 42 days. The busiest hour is 00:00 UTC — that is when the newsroom pushes its main batch.

2026-08-01: 3 articles2026-08-03: 7 articles2026-08-04: 2 articles2026-08-05: 2 articles2026-08-06: 2 articles2026-08-07: 3 articles2026-08-08: 3 articles2026-08-10: 6 articles2026-08-11: 3 articles2026-08-12: 3 articles2026-08-13: 4 articles2026-08-14: 5 articles2026-08-15: 5 articles2026-08-17: 8 articles2026-08-18: 6 articles2026-08-19: 5 articles2026-08-20: 3 articles2026-08-21: 3 articles2026-08-22: 3 articles2026-08-24: 7 articles2026-08-25: 3 articles2026-08-26: 3 articles2026-08-27: 2 articles2026-08-28: 5 articles2026-08-29: 5 articles2026-08-31: 7 articles2026-09-01: 3 articles2026-09-02: 3 articles2026-09-03: 3 articles2026-09-04: 3 articles2026-09-05: 4 articles2026-09-07: 8 articles2026-09-08: 4 articles2026-09-09: 5 articles2026-09-10: 3 articles2026-09-11: 4 articles2026-09-12: 3 articles2026-09-14: 6 articles2026-09-15: 3 articles2026-09-16: 3 articles2026-09-17: 3 articles2026-09-18: 1 articles08-0108-1008-1808-2609-0309-1109-18
bash
curl "https://freenewsapi.ai/v1/stats?host=www.imao.us&top=10"

Publishing rhythm

When imao.us actually publishes, by hour of day (UTC) and by day of week — measured from 293 timestamps, not from a schedule they advertise.

00: 1670001: 00102: 00203: 00304: 00405: 00506: 00607: 00708: 00809: 00910: 01011: 01112: 01213: 01314: 01415: 01516: 01617: 01718: 01819: 01920: 02021: 02122: 02223: 023
Mon: 49MonTue: 24TueWed: 24WedThu: 20ThuFri: 24FriSat: 26SatSun: 0Sun

Sections

Sections come from the publisher's own markup, present on 100% of their articles.

Languages

The site identifies itself under imao.us, Straight Line of the Day: I Keep Confusing NASCAR With NASDAC. What’s the Difference?, Kamala Buys a Mansion in Malibu and . . . Coincidence?, Never Had the Pleasure of Seeing This Particular Work of Art. What’s the Deal With the Mole People?, Saturday Night Open Thread: Slightly Off-Topic. But I Digress. — separate editions publishing under one domain.

CodeLanguageArticlesShare
enEnglish16757.0%

Latest articles

The 18 most recent imao.us articles in the index — the same rows the API returns, rendered for humans.

Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from 9/11/2026 : New Matches for 9/18/2026
2026-09-18 00:00 UTC · Bond Girlathon · Walruskkkch
Bond girls? They break me out of stasis for this? Results from 9/11/2026 | Cecilie Thomsen | No Preference | Valerie Leon | |---|---|---| | 129 | 2 | 54 | | (11) Denise R
Straight Line of the Day: A Simple Thought Experiment: If I Pour This Liquid Into That Liquid, What Happens?
2026-09-17 00:00 UTC · Straight Line of the Day · Oppo
Posted by Oppo on 17 September 2026, 12:00 pm Lost my smell five years ago (thanks, China!!), so I don’t have to do that anymore. 1 Reply to this comment Same thing happe
Quote of the Day
2026-09-17 00:00 UTC · Quote of the Day · Walruskkkch
We good looking girls got it rough these days. “First, it’s her body, her choice. It’s not like the Euphoria star had a gun to her head to do the ad. She has the goods, f
Cartoons and Memes
2026-09-17 00:00 UTC · Cartoons and Memes · Walruskkkch
Posted by walruskkkch on 17 September 2026, 10:00 am “Well Mr. Walrus, Summer is about gone. Are you sad?” “More than you’ll ever know Miss Welch.” Winner 10. This week.
Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results from 9/9/2026 : New Matches for 9/16/2026
2026-09-16 00:00 UTC · Bond Girlathon · Walruskkkch
Anybody else feeling a Fall chill? Results from 9/9/2026 | Carole Bouquet | No Preference | Cassandra Harris | |---|---|---| | 120 | 1 | 47 | | Lynn-Holly Johnson | No Pr
Straight Line of the Day: HR Insists We Have To Be Nice To You, So What Can We Get You?
2026-09-16 00:00 UTC · Straight Line of the Day · Oppo
Posted by Oppo on 16 September 2026, 12:00 pm Stupid memos. I’ll take a cheeseburger all the way with mustard and fries and a coke….supersized. 2 Reply to this comment On
Straight Line of the Day: Uh-Oh: So Now What To Invest In?
2026-09-15 00:00 UTC · Straight Line of the Day · Oppo
Diamond prices collapse as labs overtake mined stones and upend luxury market The Nightly | 19th August 2026 | Tom Richardson Lab-grown diamonds are upending a centuries-
Caption This!
2026-09-15 00:00 UTC · Caption This! · Walruskkkch
Bald Eagle Airlines Fly with us. Not only do we have nude Flight Attendants, we allow nude passengers. Oh, and if you’re wondering, our pilots fly nude too. We were going
Babesleaga Division 5 Winners Group : Week 4 : Dina Meyer vs Shania Twain
2026-09-14 00:00 UTC · Babesleaga · Walruskkkch
Good evening. Dina Meyer vs Shania Twain Dina Meyer (0-3-0 Pts. 86 Avg. 28.67) - Week 1 Lost to Markie Post 35-52 - Week 2 Lost to Salma Hayek 32-55 - Week 3 Lost to Sydn
Babesleaga Division 5 Winners Group : Week 4 : Elke Sommer vs Ann-Margaret
2026-09-14 00:00 UTC · Babesleaga · Walruskkkch
Good afternoon. Elke Sommer vs Ann-Margaret Elke Sommer (1-2-0 Pts. 116 Avg. 38.67) - Week 1 Lost to Shania Twain 41-43 - Week 2 Lost to Sydney Sweeney 28-60 - Week 3 Def
Straight Line of the Day: President Trump Has Asked You To Look at a World Map and Suggest Further Improvements …
2026-09-14 00:00 UTC · Straight Line of the Day · Oppo
I’ve always wanted to be in charge of fixing the US map. All panhandles are gone. Lower Alabama is now Lower Alabama, not the Florida panhandle. The Texas and Oklahoma pa
Babesleaga Division 5 Winners Group : Week 4 : Sydney Sweeney vs Markie Post
2026-09-14 00:00 UTC · Babesleaga · Walruskkkch
Good night. Sydney Sweeney vs Markie Post Sydney Sweeney (3-0-0 Pts. 188 Avg. 62.67) - Week 1 Defeated Selma Hayek 62-26 - Week 2 Defeated Elke Sommer 60-28 - Week 3 Defe
Babesleaga Division 5 Winners Group : Week 3 : Results and Standings
2026-09-14 00:00 UTC · Babesleaga · Walruskkkch
Week 3 is over and here is where we stand. Results Standings | Contestant | Record | Points | Average | Points Against | Average Score | |---|---|---|---|---|---| | Sydne
Babesleaga Division 5 Winners Group : Week 4 : Maureen O’Hara vs Salma Hayek
2026-09-14 00:00 UTC · Babesleaga · Walruskkkch
Good Morning. Maureen O’Hara vs Salma Hayek Maureen O’Hara (0-3-0 Pts. 88 Avg. 29.33) - Week 1 Lost to Ann-Margaret 19-62 - Week 2 Lost to Markie Post 32-50 - Week 3 Lost
Strip-Taxing
2026-09-12 00:00 UTC · One-Shots · Oppo
You’ve heard of strip-mining? Liberal states (California and New York) are engaged in strip-taxing. I just invented that. Feel free to use it. The fatted tax calf — and s
Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special
2026-09-12 00:00 UTC · Cartoons and Memes · Walruskkkch
Posted by walruskkkch on 12 September 2026, 7:00 pm “So Miss Cardinale, what did you do on your week off?” “This and that.” “More this or more that?” “Mostly this.” “Nice
Not a Dialogue
2026-09-12 00:00 UTC · One-Shots · Oppo
CONSERVATIVES: Stop spending. Don’t be ridiculous. That will harm people who depend on our spending. CONSERVATIVES: At least reduce spending. You are evil. CONSERVATIVES:
Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from 9/4/2026 : New Matches for 9/11/2026
2026-09-11 00:00 UTC · The Usual Stuff · Walruskkkch
Surprised I’ve been let out for this. Especially on this Anniversary. Results from 9/4/2026 | Kim Basinger | No Preference | Michelle Yeoh | |---|---|---| | 145 | 2 | 37

Harvest it all

Page through the archive by date. from and to accept YYYY-MM-DD or relative values such as now-7d.

bash
curl "https://freenewsapi.ai/v1/search?host=www.imao.us&from=now-7d&size=100"

To poll for new material, keep the timestamp of the newest article you saw and ask only for what came after it:

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curl "https://freenewsapi.ai/v1/search?host=www.imao.us&from=now-1h&sort=date_asc"

Article bodies come with full_text=true. No key, no quota tier, no header — see the search endpoint for every parameter.

Metadata quality

How well imao.us marks up its own pages — useful if you are deciding whether to parse them yourself.

0%
dates from JSON-LD
100%
articles with a byline
100%
articles with sections
131 KB
average page weight

Crawl lag — the delay between publication and the article reaching this index — is 1534 min at the median, 1855 minutes at the 90th percentile.

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FAQ

Does imao.us have an official API?

Not a public one. This endpoint is the practical alternative: their articles as structured JSON, with title, lead, publication time, section, byline and a link back to the original.

How do I get their RSS feed?

Most publishers expose one at /rss or /feed, but feeds carry only the last few dozen items and drop them within hours. This index keeps 293 of their articles and lets you filter by date, language and section.

How many articles does imao.us publish per day?

3 on a median day, measured across 42 days.

Can I use this commercially?

The API is free and unauthenticated. What you may do with the content is between you and the publisher: we return metadata, a lead paragraph and a link, not a licence.