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imao.us API, RSS and sitemap

Every article imao.us publishes, as JSON, through an open API with no key and no signup. 124 of their articles are indexed right now, refreshed hourly.

United StatesEnglish#11,032 by volume

Four ways to pull imao.us

All four are ours, all four are live, and none of them needs a key.

JSON Search this publisher

Every article we hold from imao.us, newest first. Add q= to search inside.

curl -s "https://freenewsapi.ai/v1/search?host=www.imao.us&size=20"open it →

RSS Subscribe in any reader

The same articles as an RSS 2.0 feed. Works in Feedly, Inoreader, Thunderbird — anywhere.

curl -s "https://freenewsapi.ai/v1/rss?host=www.imao.us&size=50"open it →

JSON Feed For apps

JSON Feed 1.1, the same content in a format apps parse natively.

curl -s "https://freenewsapi.ai/v1/feed.json?host=www.imao.us&size=50"open it →

Trimmed For agents

Only the fields an agent needs — title, url, date, language — so the response stays small.

curl -s "https://freenewsapi.ai/v1/search?host=www.imao.us&size=20&fields=title,url,published_at,lang"open it →

Call the API

A live request. Paste it into a terminal and imao.us headlines come back as JSON.

bash
curl "https://freenewsapi.ai/v1/search?host=www.imao.us&size=5"
124
articles indexed
105
in the last 30 days
3
median per day
1
languages
1526 min
median crawl lag
01.08 → 05.09
archive depth

Publishing volume

Articles per day over the last 31 days. The busiest hour is 00:00 UTC — that is when the newsroom pushes its main batch.

2026-08-01: 3 articles2026-08-03: 7 articles2026-08-04: 2 articles2026-08-05: 2 articles2026-08-06: 2 articles2026-08-07: 3 articles2026-08-08: 3 articles2026-08-10: 6 articles2026-08-11: 3 articles2026-08-12: 3 articles2026-08-13: 4 articles2026-08-14: 5 articles2026-08-15: 5 articles2026-08-17: 8 articles2026-08-18: 6 articles2026-08-19: 5 articles2026-08-20: 3 articles2026-08-21: 3 articles2026-08-22: 3 articles2026-08-24: 7 articles2026-08-25: 3 articles2026-08-26: 3 articles2026-08-27: 2 articles2026-08-28: 5 articles2026-08-29: 5 articles2026-08-31: 7 articles2026-09-01: 3 articles2026-09-02: 3 articles2026-09-03: 3 articles2026-09-04: 3 articles2026-09-05: 4 articles08-0108-0708-1308-1908-2508-3109-05
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curl "https://freenewsapi.ai/v1/stats?host=www.imao.us&top=10"

Publishing rhythm

When imao.us actually publishes, by hour of day (UTC) and by day of week — measured from 124 timestamps, not from a schedule they advertise.

00: 1240001: 00102: 00203: 00304: 00405: 00506: 00607: 00708: 00809: 00910: 01011: 01112: 01213: 01314: 01415: 01516: 01617: 01718: 01819: 01920: 02021: 02122: 02223: 023
Mon: 35MonTue: 17TueWed: 16WedThu: 14ThuFri: 19FriSat: 23SatSun: 0Sun

Sections

Sections come from the publisher's own markup, present on 100% of their articles.

Languages

The site identifies itself under imao.us, Straight Line of the Day: I Keep Confusing NASCAR With NASDAC. What’s the Difference?, Kamala Buys a Mansion in Malibu and . . . Coincidence?, Saturday Night Open Thread: Slightly Off-Topic. But I Digress., Straight Line of the Day: France Has Relaxed Its Cheese-Making Rules. For Instance: … — separate editions publishing under one domain.

CodeLanguageArticlesShare
enEnglish124100.0%

Latest articles

The 18 most recent imao.us articles in the index — the same rows the API returns, rendered for humans.

Straight Line of the Day: Just Consider One Way in Which You Might Be Having a Worse Day: …
2026-09-05 00:00 UTC · Straight Line of the Day · Oppo
Posted by Oppo on 5 September 2026, 12:00 pm I could be doing something…anything. I’m having an awesome day doing nothing. 2 Reply to this comment Being a contestant on t
Quote of the Day
2026-09-05 00:00 UTC · Quote of the Day · Walruskkkch
Let’s see what pearls of wisdom we have today. “The big problem is — and this has never happened in the history of humankind — if this was happening at any other time, yo
Points To Ponder: Will High-School Students Ever Get Tired of Giggling at the Term “Homo Erectus”?
2026-09-05 00:00 UTC · One-Shots · Oppo
Posted by Oppo on 5 September 2026, 4:00 pm High school kids? I can’t help laughing at it and I haven’t been in school in over 40 years Reply to this comment Has anybody
Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special
2026-09-05 00:00 UTC · Cartoons and Memes · Walruskkkch
Posted by walruskkkch on 5 September 2026, 7:00 pm Hi guys. You get me tonight because we have a winners contest this week. Enjoy. Winner 10. This week. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6.
Bond Girlathon Friday : Results for 8/28/2026 : New Matches for 9/4/2026
2026-09-04 00:00 UTC · Bond Girlathon · Walruskkkch
You caught me by surprise, I don’t get let out that often. Results from 8/28/2026 | (4) Famke Janssen | No Preference | (8) Jill St. John | |---|---|---| | 129 | 1 | 120
Straight Line of the Day: If Dust We Are, And to Dust We Shall Return, …
2026-09-04 00:00 UTC · Straight Line of the Day · Oppo
“What a piece of work is a man, How noble in reason, how infinite in faculty, In form and moving how express and admirable, In action how like an Angel, In apprehension h
Cartoons and Memes
2026-09-03 00:00 UTC · Cartoons and Memes · Walruskkkch
Posted by walruskkkch on 3 September 2026, 10:00 am “Sitting pretty Miss Welch.” “As always Mr. Walrus.” Winner This week. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Anonymous VoteSi
Straight Line of the Day: What Can You Do With an A.I. Wearable?
2026-09-03 00:00 UTC · Straight Line of the Day · Oppo
AI Wearables Are Coming: What Happens When Your Assistant Is Always With You? WhatsInAI | 8/31/2026 . . . AI wearables. They can look like smart glasses, earbuds, watches
Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results from 8/26/2026 : New Matches for 9/2/2026
2026-09-02 00:00 UTC · Bond Girlathon · Walruskkkch
Well hello up there, how ya doin’? Results from 8/26/2026 | Lois Chiles | No Preference | Gloria Hendry | |---|---|---| | 188 | 1 | 14 | | (8) Jane Seymour | No Preferenc
Straight Line of the day: IMAO Decoded
2026-09-02 00:00 UTC · Straight Line of the Day · Oppo
Posted by Oppo on 2 September 2026, 12:00 pm “IMAO” = “I’m An O_________” I’M An Obviously-more-quick-witted-commenter-than-the-rest-of-you-mental-sluggards… 3 Reply to t
Caption This!
2026-09-01 00:00 UTC · Caption This! · Walruskkkch
His underlings misunderstood what the Don meant by “Hang that noisy Ducati from a traffic light, so’s everyone can see!” 1 Reply to this comment Had one too many Jaeger B
Straight Line of the Day: France Has Relaxed Its Cheese-Making Rules. For Instance: …
2026-09-01 00:00 UTC · Straight Line of the Day · Oppo
Posted by Oppo on 1 September 2026, 12:00 pm France relaxes strict cheese-making rules after prolonged droughtbbc.com | 08/27/2026 | Hugh Schofield No need to go “hoh hoh
Babesleaga Division 5 Winners Group : Week 2 : Elke Sommer vs Sydney Sweeney
2026-08-31 00:00 UTC · Babesleaga · Walruskkkch
Posted by walruskkkch on 31 August 2026, 6:00 pm Good evening. Elke Sommer vs Sydney Sweeney Elke Sommer (0-1-0 Pts. 41 Avg. 41.00) Week 1 Lost to Shania Twain 41-43 VS S
Babesleaga Division 5 Winners Group : Week 2 : Markie Post vs Maureen O’Hara
2026-08-31 00:00 UTC · Babesleaga · Walruskkkch
Posted by walruskkkch on 31 August 2026, 2:00 pm Good afternoon. Markie Post vs Maureen O’Hara Markie Post (1-0-0 Pts. 52 Avg. 52.00) Week 1 Defeated Dina Meyer 52-35 VS
Babesleaga Division 5 Winners Group : Week 2 : Dina Meyer vs Selma Hayek
2026-08-31 00:00 UTC · Babesleaga · Walruskkkch
Posted by walruskkkch on 31 August 2026, 8:00 pm Good night Dina Meyer vs Selma Hayek Dina Meyer (0-1-0 Pts. 35 Avg. 35.00) Week 1 Lost to Markie Post 35-52 VS Selma Haye
Straight Line of the Day: So What’s The Difference Between Influencer and Influenza?
2026-08-31 00:00 UTC · Straight Line of the Day · Oppo
One makes you sick of social media; the other just makes you sick. Or An influencer wakes with a ring light glow, Influenza arrives with a sniffle and blow. One says, “Li
Babesleaga Division 5 Winners Group : Week 1 : Results and Standings
2026-08-31 00:00 UTC · Babesleaga · Walruskkkch
And we are off, with the opening matches completed. Results Standings | Contestant | Record | Points | Average | Points Against | Average Score | |---|---|---|---|---|---
Babesleaga Division 5 Winners Group : Week 2 : Shania Twain vs Ann-Margaret
2026-08-31 00:00 UTC · Babesleaga · Walruskkkch
Posted by walruskkkch on 31 August 2026, 10:00 am Good morning. Shania Twain vs Ann-Margaret Shania Twain (1-0-0 Pts. 43 Avg. 43.00) Week 1 Defeated Elke Sommer 43-41 VS

Harvest it all

Page through the archive by date. from and to accept YYYY-MM-DD or relative values such as now-7d.

bash
curl "https://freenewsapi.ai/v1/search?host=www.imao.us&from=now-7d&size=100"

To poll for new material, keep the timestamp of the newest article you saw and ask only for what came after it:

bash
curl "https://freenewsapi.ai/v1/search?host=www.imao.us&from=now-1h&sort=date_asc"

Article bodies come with full_text=true. No key, no quota tier, no header — see the search endpoint for every parameter.

Metadata quality

How well imao.us marks up its own pages — useful if you are deciding whether to parse them yourself.

0%
dates from JSON-LD
100%
articles with a byline
100%
articles with sections
131 KB
average page weight

Crawl lag — the delay between publication and the article reaching this index — is 1526 min at the median, 1846 minutes at the 90th percentile.

Similar publishers

Comparable outlets in the same language. Those without a page here yet link straight to their slice of the API.

FAQ

Does imao.us have an official API?

Not a public one. This endpoint is the practical alternative: their articles as structured JSON, with title, lead, publication time, section, byline and a link back to the original.

How do I get their RSS feed?

Most publishers expose one at /rss or /feed, but feeds carry only the last few dozen items and drop them within hours. This index keeps 124 of their articles and lets you filter by date, language and section.

How many articles does imao.us publish per day?

3 on a median day, measured across 31 days.

Can I use this commercially?

The API is free and unauthenticated. What you may do with the content is between you and the publisher: we return metadata, a lead paragraph and a link, not a licence.