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Scary Mommy API, RSS and sitemap

Every article Scary Mommy publishes, as JSON, through an open API with no key and no signup. 232 of their articles are indexed right now, refreshed hourly.

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Four ways to pull scarymommy.com

All four are ours, all four are live, and none of them needs a key.

JSON Search this publisher

Every article we hold from scarymommy.com, newest first. Add q= to search inside.

curl -s "https://freenewsapi.ai/v1/search?host=www.scarymommy.com&size=20"open it →

RSS Subscribe in any reader

The same articles as an RSS 2.0 feed. Works in Feedly, Inoreader, Thunderbird — anywhere.

curl -s "https://freenewsapi.ai/v1/rss?host=www.scarymommy.com&size=50"open it →

JSON Feed For apps

JSON Feed 1.1, the same content in a format apps parse natively.

curl -s "https://freenewsapi.ai/v1/feed.json?host=www.scarymommy.com&size=50"open it →

Trimmed For agents

Only the fields an agent needs — title, url, date, language — so the response stays small.

curl -s "https://freenewsapi.ai/v1/search?host=www.scarymommy.com&size=20&fields=title,url,published_at,lang"open it →

Call the API

A live request. Paste it into a terminal and Scary Mommy headlines come back as JSON.

bash
curl "https://freenewsapi.ai/v1/search?host=www.scarymommy.com&size=5"
232
articles indexed
77
in the last 30 days
3
median per day
1
languages
168 min
median crawl lag
22.06 → 18.09
archive depth

Publishing volume

Articles per day over the last 57 days. The busiest hour is 13:00 UTC — that is when the newsroom pushes its main batch.

2026-06-22: 5 articles2026-06-23: 4 articles2026-06-24: 3 articles2026-06-25: 3 articles2026-06-26: 7 articles2026-06-29: 2 articles2026-06-30: 4 articles2026-07-01: 11 articles2026-07-02: 4 articles2026-07-06: 4 articles2026-07-07: 3 articles2026-07-08: 4 articles2026-07-09: 4 articles2026-07-10: 3 articles2026-07-13: 5 articles2026-07-14: 4 articles2026-07-15: 2 articles2026-07-16: 5 articles2026-07-17: 2 articles2026-07-20: 4 articles2026-07-21: 4 articles2026-07-22: 1 articles2026-07-23: 1 articles2026-07-24: 1 articles2026-07-27: 2 articles2026-07-28: 3 articles2026-07-29: 8 articles2026-07-30: 1 articles2026-07-31: 3 articles2026-08-03: 10 articles2026-08-04: 4 articles2026-08-05: 2 articles2026-08-17: 3 articles2026-08-18: 3 articles2026-08-19: 3 articles2026-08-20: 4 articles2026-08-21: 2 articles2026-08-24: 2 articles2026-08-25: 1 articles2026-08-26: 10 articles2026-08-27: 3 articles2026-08-28: 1 articles2026-08-30: 1 articles2026-08-31: 2 articles2026-09-01: 6 articles2026-09-02: 2 articles2026-09-03: 5 articles2026-09-04: 1 articles2026-09-08: 4 articles2026-09-09: 3 articles2026-09-10: 8 articles2026-09-11: 8 articles2026-09-14: 3 articles2026-09-15: 4 articles2026-09-16: 4 articles2026-09-17: 4 articles2026-09-18: 3 articles06-2207-0607-1707-3008-2109-0209-1609-18
bash
curl "https://freenewsapi.ai/v1/stats?host=www.scarymommy.com&top=10"

Publishing rhythm

When Scary Mommy actually publishes, by hour of day (UTC) and by day of week — measured from 232 timestamps, not from a schedule they advertise.

00: 10001: 00102: 00203: 00304: 00405: 00506: 00607: 00708: 00809: 00910: 11011: 11112: 71213: 471314: 111415: 121516: 181617: 261718: 151819: 251920: 242021: 182122: 52223: 223
Mon: 42MonTue: 44TueWed: 53WedThu: 42ThuFri: 31FriSat: 0SatSun: 1Sun

Sections

Sections come from the publisher's own markup, present on 82% of their articles.

Languages

CodeLanguageArticlesShare
enEnglish21391.8%

Latest articles

The 18 most recent Scary Mommy articles in the index — the same rows the API returns, rendered for humans.

Every Kid Deserves A First “Scary” Movie, & 'Shaun The Sheep' Just Made A Perfect One
2026-09-14 20:01 UTC · Entertainment · Julie Sprankles
The directors of 'Shaun the Sheep: The Beast of Mossy Bottom' open up about their spooky-season debut, and why it works for kids as young as 4.
Is “Weaponized Anxiety” The New Weaponized Incompetence?
2026-09-14 17:32 UTC · Lifestyle · Katie McPherson
If you do a little Googling, you might come across the term “weaponized anxiety” on forums like Reddit. What is weaponized anxiety, and is it a real thing?
My Husband & I Have Different Kinds Of ADHD. Here's How We Make It Work.
2026-09-14 13:08 UTC · Lifestyle · Julie Sprankles
Learning that we're wired in opposite directions has actually made a huge difference.

Harvest it all

Page through the archive by date. from and to accept YYYY-MM-DD or relative values such as now-7d.

bash
curl "https://freenewsapi.ai/v1/search?host=www.scarymommy.com&from=now-7d&size=100"

To poll for new material, keep the timestamp of the newest article you saw and ask only for what came after it:

bash
curl "https://freenewsapi.ai/v1/search?host=www.scarymommy.com&from=now-1h&sort=date_asc"

Article bodies come with full_text=true. No key, no quota tier, no header — see the search endpoint for every parameter.

Metadata quality

How well Scary Mommy marks up its own pages — useful if you are deciding whether to parse them yourself.

82%
dates from JSON-LD
82%
articles with a byline
82%
articles with sections
176 KB
average page weight

Crawl lag — the delay between publication and the article reaching this index — is 168 min at the median, 529 minutes at the 90th percentile.

Similar publishers

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FAQ

Does Scary Mommy have an official API?

Not a public one. This endpoint is the practical alternative: their articles as structured JSON, with title, lead, publication time, section, byline and a link back to the original.

How do I get their RSS feed?

Most publishers expose one at /rss or /feed, but feeds carry only the last few dozen items and drop them within hours. This index keeps 232 of their articles and lets you filter by date, language and section.

How many articles does Scary Mommy publish per day?

3 on a median day, measured across 57 days.

Can I use this commercially?

The API is free and unauthenticated. What you may do with the content is between you and the publisher: we return metadata, a lead paragraph and a link, not a licence.