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Scary Mommy API, RSS and sitemap

Every article Scary Mommy publishes, as JSON, through an open API with no key and no signup. 207 of their articles are indexed right now, refreshed hourly.

United StatesEnglish#8,542 by volume

Four ways to pull scarymommy.com

All four are ours, all four are live, and none of them needs a key.

JSON Search this publisher

Every article we hold from scarymommy.com, newest first. Add q= to search inside.

curl -s "https://freenewsapi.ai/v1/search?host=www.scarymommy.com&size=20"open it →

RSS Subscribe in any reader

The same articles as an RSS 2.0 feed. Works in Feedly, Inoreader, Thunderbird — anywhere.

curl -s "https://freenewsapi.ai/v1/rss?host=www.scarymommy.com&size=50"open it →

JSON Feed For apps

JSON Feed 1.1, the same content in a format apps parse natively.

curl -s "https://freenewsapi.ai/v1/feed.json?host=www.scarymommy.com&size=50"open it →

Trimmed For agents

Only the fields an agent needs — title, url, date, language — so the response stays small.

curl -s "https://freenewsapi.ai/v1/search?host=www.scarymommy.com&size=20&fields=title,url,published_at,lang"open it →

Call the API

A live request. Paste it into a terminal and Scary Mommy headlines come back as JSON.

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curl "https://freenewsapi.ai/v1/search?host=www.scarymommy.com&size=5"
207
articles indexed
49
in the last 30 days
3
median per day
1
languages
178 min
median crawl lag
08.06 → 04.09
archive depth

Publishing volume

Articles per day over the last 59 days. The busiest hour is 13:00 UTC — that is when the newsroom pushes its main batch.

2026-06-08: 4 articles2026-06-09: 6 articles2026-06-10: 2 articles2026-06-11: 8 articles2026-06-12: 4 articles2026-06-14: 1 articles2026-06-15: 3 articles2026-06-16: 3 articles2026-06-17: 3 articles2026-06-18: 4 articles2026-06-19: 1 articles2026-06-22: 5 articles2026-06-23: 4 articles2026-06-24: 3 articles2026-06-25: 3 articles2026-06-26: 7 articles2026-06-29: 2 articles2026-06-30: 4 articles2026-07-01: 11 articles2026-07-02: 4 articles2026-07-06: 4 articles2026-07-07: 3 articles2026-07-08: 4 articles2026-07-09: 4 articles2026-07-10: 3 articles2026-07-13: 5 articles2026-07-14: 4 articles2026-07-15: 2 articles2026-07-16: 5 articles2026-07-17: 2 articles2026-07-20: 4 articles2026-07-21: 4 articles2026-07-22: 1 articles2026-07-23: 1 articles2026-07-24: 1 articles2026-07-27: 2 articles2026-07-28: 3 articles2026-07-29: 8 articles2026-07-30: 1 articles2026-07-31: 3 articles2026-08-03: 10 articles2026-08-04: 4 articles2026-08-05: 2 articles2026-08-17: 3 articles2026-08-18: 3 articles2026-08-19: 3 articles2026-08-20: 4 articles2026-08-21: 2 articles2026-08-24: 2 articles2026-08-25: 1 articles2026-08-26: 10 articles2026-08-27: 3 articles2026-08-28: 1 articles2026-08-30: 1 articles2026-08-31: 2 articles2026-09-01: 6 articles2026-09-02: 2 articles2026-09-03: 5 articles2026-09-04: 1 articles06-0806-1807-0107-1507-2808-1908-3109-04
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curl "https://freenewsapi.ai/v1/stats?host=www.scarymommy.com&top=10"

Publishing rhythm

When Scary Mommy actually publishes, by hour of day (UTC) and by day of week — measured from 207 timestamps, not from a schedule they advertise.

00: 10001: 00102: 00203: 00304: 00405: 00506: 00607: 00708: 00809: 00910: 11011: 11112: 81213: 451314: 101415: 111516: 261617: 211718: 111819: 221920: 252021: 232122: 42223: 223
Mon: 46MonTue: 45TueWed: 51WedThu: 42ThuFri: 25FriSat: 0SatSun: 2Sun

Sections

Sections come from the publisher's own markup, present on 98% of their articles.

Languages

CodeLanguageArticlesShare
enEnglish211101.9%

Latest articles

The 18 most recent Scary Mommy articles in the index — the same rows the API returns, rendered for humans.

26 New Family-Friendly Movies & Shows Coming To Netflix In September 2026
2026-09-03 20:13 UTC · Entertainment · Julie Sprankles
From a Hawkins return to a chocolate factory competition series, here's everything worth queuing up with the fam on Netflix in September.
Are Pampers Swaddlers Fragrance Free? What Changed In 2026
2026-09-03 19:26 UTC · Parenting · Team Scary Mommy
Pampers Swaddlers are now fragrance free in every size. What changed, what didn't, and whether unscented or fragrance-free diapers are better for sensitive skin.
All The New Family-Friendly Shows & Movies Coming To Disney+ & Hulu In September 2026
2026-09-03 19:24 UTC · Entertainment · Katie McPherson
Summer blockbusters and Halloween favorites are here. Here's what to watch on Disney+ and Hulu during September 2026.
Paris Hilton On Her Adult ADHD Diagnosis & What That Means As A Mom
2026-09-03 19:17 UTC · Lifestyle · Julie Sprankles
Paris Hilton opens up about her adult ADHD diagnosis, the labels she unlearned, and what she's watching for in her own kids as back-to-school season begins.
“Favoritism Of Grandkids Is Ripping Our Family Apart” & 53 Other Mom Confessions
2026-09-03 17:15 UTC · Lifestyle · Julie Sprankles
From situationships-gone-wrong to perimenopause rage and more, 54 real moms confess their innermost thoughts and feelings.
What Parents Get Wrong About Teaching Kids About Consent
2026-09-02 23:08 UTC · Parenting · Jill Layton
Many of us were taught growing up that being polite is more important than our comfort. We can do better for our kids.
The Best Labor Day 2026 Sales For Families, From Clothes To Tech
2026-09-02 22:00 UTC · Lifestyle · Katie McPherson
These are some of the best Labor Day 2026 sales on things like clothes, tech, skincare, and home goods.
Everything We Know About ‘Pokémon Tales: The Misadventures of Sirfetch’d & Pichu’
2026-09-01 20:09 UTC · Entertainment · Katie McPherson
At PokémonXP, fans got their first teaser for the The Pokémon Company’s new stop motion series: 'Pokémon Tales: The Misadventures of Sirfetch’d & Pichu.'
Jacqueline Woodson On 'The Day You Begin,' Back-To-School, & Building Community
2026-09-01 20:07 UTC · Entertainment · Julie Sprankles
Author Jacqueline Woodson talks to Scary Mommy about her PBS Kids special 'The Day You Begin,' based on her beloved book of the same name.
Do Yourself a Favor and Join the Mom Group
2026-09-01 19:40 UTC · Lifestyle · Claudia Rupcich
New-mom loneliness is common. Learn how mom groups can provide connection and support, plus expert tips for finding a community that works for you.
There’s a PPD Screening Problem in America, and Moms Know It
2026-09-01 19:40 UTC · Lifestyle · Justine Lorelle LoMonaco
Postpartum depression screenings can catch mental health struggles, but inconsistent care and gaps in follow-up can leave moms without the support they need.
Could Your Relationship Benefit From A Weekly "State Of The Union" Meeting?
2026-09-01 17:54 UTC · Lifestyle · Katie McPherson
The state of the union meeting is a safe space where partners can celebrate their wins and discuss what’s not working, especially the small things.
I’m Here To Tell You Your Vagina Will Get Longer As You Age
2026-09-01 13:09 UTC · Lifestyle · Diana Park
Like it or not, we stretch and grow in all our places. In 2012 I was 36. My then-husband and I went to the theater to see Wanderlust. While I don’t remember much of the m
6 Reasons 'Coyote vs. Acme' Genuinely Deserves A Family Trip To The Movies
2026-08-31 19:52 UTC · Entertainment · Julie Sprankles
Lana Condor and director Dave Green discuss their experience filming 'Coyote vs. Acme,' plus why it's worth a theater trip.
Different Bedtimes In A Relationship: Does It Hurt Your Sex Life?
2026-08-31 15:08 UTC · Lifestyle · Brianne Hogan
Wondering if having wildly mismatched bedtimes could be killing your intimacy? Two therapists explain why your sleep schedule isn't necessarily the problem.
I've Done 11 Back-To-School Seasons. Here's What I Always Restock In My Medicine Cabinet.
2026-08-30 21:36 UTC · Lifestyle · Amber Guetebier
Prepare your medicine cabinet for back-to-school and cold season with these mom-approved essentials to beat germs early.

Harvest it all

Page through the archive by date. from and to accept YYYY-MM-DD or relative values such as now-7d.

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curl "https://freenewsapi.ai/v1/search?host=www.scarymommy.com&from=now-7d&size=100"

To poll for new material, keep the timestamp of the newest article you saw and ask only for what came after it:

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curl "https://freenewsapi.ai/v1/search?host=www.scarymommy.com&from=now-1h&sort=date_asc"

Article bodies come with full_text=true. No key, no quota tier, no header — see the search endpoint for every parameter.

Metadata quality

How well Scary Mommy marks up its own pages — useful if you are deciding whether to parse them yourself.

98%
dates from JSON-LD
98%
articles with a byline
98%
articles with sections
178 KB
average page weight

Crawl lag — the delay between publication and the article reaching this index — is 178 min at the median, 499 minutes at the 90th percentile.

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FAQ

Does Scary Mommy have an official API?

Not a public one. This endpoint is the practical alternative: their articles as structured JSON, with title, lead, publication time, section, byline and a link back to the original.

How do I get their RSS feed?

Most publishers expose one at /rss or /feed, but feeds carry only the last few dozen items and drop them within hours. This index keeps 207 of their articles and lets you filter by date, language and section.

How many articles does Scary Mommy publish per day?

3 on a median day, measured across 59 days.

Can I use this commercially?

The API is free and unauthenticated. What you may do with the content is between you and the publisher: we return metadata, a lead paragraph and a link, not a licence.