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The Avocado API, RSS and sitemap

Every article The Avocado publishes, as JSON, through an open API with no key and no signup. 197 of their articles are indexed right now, refreshed hourly.

United StatesEnglish#8,834 by volume

Four ways to pull the-avocado.org

All four are ours, all four are live, and none of them needs a key.

JSON Search this publisher

Every article we hold from the-avocado.org, newest first. Add q= to search inside.

curl -s "https://freenewsapi.ai/v1/search?host=the-avocado.org&size=20"open it →

RSS Subscribe in any reader

The same articles as an RSS 2.0 feed. Works in Feedly, Inoreader, Thunderbird — anywhere.

curl -s "https://freenewsapi.ai/v1/rss?host=the-avocado.org&size=50"open it →

JSON Feed For apps

JSON Feed 1.1, the same content in a format apps parse natively.

curl -s "https://freenewsapi.ai/v1/feed.json?host=the-avocado.org&size=50"open it →

Trimmed For agents

Only the fields an agent needs — title, url, date, language — so the response stays small.

curl -s "https://freenewsapi.ai/v1/search?host=the-avocado.org&size=20&fields=title,url,published_at,lang"open it →

What this outlet covers, by share of its recent output:

entertainment 60%society 20%sport 20%

Call the API

A live request. Paste it into a terminal and The Avocado headlines come back as JSON.

bash
curl "https://freenewsapi.ai/v1/search?host=the-avocado.org&size=5"
197
articles indexed
197
in the last 30 days
14
median per day
1
languages
9 min
median crawl lag
25.08 → 07.09
archive depth

Publishing volume

Articles per day over the last 14 days. The busiest hour is 15:00 UTC — that is when the newsroom pushes its main batch.

2026-08-25: 13 articles2026-08-26: 16 articles2026-08-27: 12 articles2026-08-28: 15 articles2026-08-29: 20 articles2026-08-30: 12 articles2026-08-31: 15 articles2026-09-01: 14 articles2026-09-02: 14 articles2026-09-03: 13 articles2026-09-04: 18 articles2026-09-05: 22 articles2026-09-06: 9 articles2026-09-07: 4 articles08-2508-2708-2908-3109-0209-0409-0609-07
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curl "https://freenewsapi.ai/v1/stats?host=the-avocado.org&top=10"

Publishing rhythm

When The Avocado actually publishes, by hour of day (UTC) and by day of week — measured from 197 timestamps, not from a schedule they advertise.

00: 10001: 40102: 30203: 150304: 00405: 00506: 00607: 20708: 10809: 10910: 31011: 21112: 141213: 161314: 341415: 361516: 261617: 121718: 101819: 21920: 82021: 02122: 22223: 523
Mon: 19MonTue: 27TueWed: 30WedThu: 25ThuFri: 33FriSat: 42SatSun: 21Sun

Sections

Sections come from the publisher's own markup, present on 20% of their articles.

SectionArticles
entertainment39
society39
sport39

Languages

CodeLanguageArticlesShare
enEnglish197100.0%

Latest articles

The 18 most recent The Avocado articles in the index — the same rows the API returns, rendered for humans.

The Night Thread Ranks R.E.M.’s Albums: #16
2026-09-07 03:00 UTC
This is part of a series of mini-reviews of R.E.M.’s studio albums, ranked worst to best. (Don’t worry; I’ll keep them short.) #16 and Worst: Around The Sun. Confession t
AVoCADo GamesCast #122: Ten Years!!!
2026-09-07 02:50 UTC
It’s the AVoCADo GamesCast’s ten-year anniversary!!! That’s right, we’ve been at this for a decade. An entire decade of discussions, debates, and Randy Pitchford jokes. F
Lanterns Season 1 Episode #4 Discussion
2026-09-07 01:00 UTC
The latest episode of the first season of Lanterns has gone live through the HBO Max service, and we’re here for your discussion pleasure. The eight-episode series comes
AVoCADo GamesCast-ing Call #123
2026-09-07 00:14 UTC
Hey folks! We’re recording the next episode of the AVoCADo GamesCast this coming Friday, September 11th, at 8:45 PM Eastern. We’ll be discussing Gamescom and the recent P
Futurama – “Late Bloomers”
2026-09-06 16:02 UTC
The return of Zoidberg's girlfriend! And also Hermes's dad/pet coffee plant.
The September 6 Bridges With Restaurants Day Thread
2026-09-06 14:58 UTC
Hello! Today I wanted to talk about bridges…with restaurants on top! Now you’ve all heard about buildings with restaurants, but these are a whole other thing entirely. So
The Night Thread Remembers The Site’s Greatest Moment
2026-09-06 03:00 UTC
Have fun posting!
Svengoolie Discussion Thread 9/5/2026: They Came From Beyond Space
2026-09-05 23:55 UTC
Synopsis from the MeTV website… “Scientists investigating an unusual meteor shower in a rural field are possessed by an alien force bent on an ulterior purpose.” Enjoy th
Public Domain Theater: L’Age d’Or (and “Felix the Cat Woos Whoopee”)
2026-09-05 16:01 UTC
A surreal French film from Luis Buñuel and Salvador Dalí, and a no less surreal cartoon starring Felix the Cat.
The Nature Thread
2026-09-05 15:30 UTC
Get out into nature, and come back and show us what you find! Sunsets, hikes, vistas, flowers and wildlife, whatever ya got. Show off your green thumb! Or just brighten y
Animation Time
2026-09-05 15:01 UTC
Not quite Adventure Time, but with a comment section not much less off-topic than the old AV Club review ones. It’s Animation Time! What animated things have you been int
NCAA Football Week 1.2 Puts YOU In The Game
2026-09-05 15:00 UTC
Finally, some matchups! Sort of. In culinary terms, Saturday is a groaning feast of side dishes and anonymous, church picnic caliber pasta. What can Indiana do for an enc
The Day Thread of Forcing Oneself to Go Nowhere Slowly
2026-09-05 15:00 UTC
I intended to make this a brief meditation on the glories of dark humor, citing as an example a joke I wrote decades ago but improved only last week. I thought I could wa
The Last Best Hope…-“No Compromises”
2026-09-05 14:30 UTC
Lets get it out of the way at the start. I dont really care for Season 5 of Babylon 5. I am not alone in this. Most fans of the show feel that this is probably the weakes

Harvest it all

Page through the archive by date. from and to accept YYYY-MM-DD or relative values such as now-7d.

bash
curl "https://freenewsapi.ai/v1/search?host=the-avocado.org&from=now-7d&size=100"

To poll for new material, keep the timestamp of the newest article you saw and ask only for what came after it:

bash
curl "https://freenewsapi.ai/v1/search?host=the-avocado.org&from=now-1h&sort=date_asc"

Article bodies come with full_text=true. No key, no quota tier, no header — see the search endpoint for every parameter.

Metadata quality

How well The Avocado marks up its own pages — useful if you are deciding whether to parse them yourself.

0%
dates from JSON-LD
0%
articles with a byline
20%
articles with sections
average page weight

Crawl lag — the delay between publication and the article reaching this index — is 9 min at the median, 2540 minutes at the 90th percentile.

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FAQ

Does The Avocado have an official API?

Not a public one. This endpoint is the practical alternative: their articles as structured JSON, with title, lead, publication time, section, byline and a link back to the original.

How do I get their RSS feed?

Most publishers expose one at /rss or /feed, but feeds carry only the last few dozen items and drop them within hours. This index keeps 197 of their articles and lets you filter by date, language and section.

How many articles does The Avocado publish per day?

14 on a median day, measured across 14 days.

Can I use this commercially?

The API is free and unauthenticated. What you may do with the content is between you and the publisher: we return metadata, a lead paragraph and a link, not a licence.