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The Random Archivist API, RSS and sitemap

Every article The Random Archivist publishes, as JSON, through an open API with no key and no signup. 152 of their articles are indexed right now, refreshed hourly.

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Four ways to pull therandomarchivist.substack.com

All four are ours, all four are live, and none of them needs a key.

JSON Search this publisher

Every article we hold from therandomarchivist.substack.com, newest first. Add q= to search inside.

curl -s "https://freenewsapi.ai/v1/search?host=therandomarchivist.substack.com&size=20"open it →

RSS Subscribe in any reader

The same articles as an RSS 2.0 feed. Works in Feedly, Inoreader, Thunderbird — anywhere.

curl -s "https://freenewsapi.ai/v1/rss?host=therandomarchivist.substack.com&size=50"open it →

JSON Feed For apps

JSON Feed 1.1, the same content in a format apps parse natively.

curl -s "https://freenewsapi.ai/v1/feed.json?host=therandomarchivist.substack.com&size=50"open it →

Trimmed For agents

Only the fields an agent needs — title, url, date, language — so the response stays small.

curl -s "https://freenewsapi.ai/v1/search?host=therandomarchivist.substack.com&size=20&fields=title,url,published_at,lang"open it →

Call the API

A live request. Paste it into a terminal and The Random Archivist headlines come back as JSON.

bash
curl "https://freenewsapi.ai/v1/search?host=therandomarchivist.substack.com&size=5"
152
articles indexed
22
in the last 30 days
2
median per day
1
languages
188 min
median crawl lag
08.06 → 26.08
archive depth

Publishing volume

Articles per day over the last 73 days. The busiest hour is 11:00 UTC — that is when the newsroom pushes its main batch.

2026-06-08: 1 articles2026-06-09: 1 articles2026-06-10: 2 articles2026-06-11: 2 articles2026-06-12: 3 articles2026-06-13: 5 articles2026-06-16: 2 articles2026-06-17: 1 articles2026-06-18: 1 articles2026-06-19: 2 articles2026-06-20: 1 articles2026-06-22: 1 articles2026-06-23: 1 articles2026-06-24: 2 articles2026-06-25: 2 articles2026-06-26: 2 articles2026-06-27: 1 articles2026-06-28: 2 articles2026-06-30: 4 articles2026-07-01: 3 articles2026-07-02: 1 articles2026-07-03: 1 articles2026-07-04: 1 articles2026-07-05: 4 articles2026-07-06: 5 articles2026-07-07: 2 articles2026-07-08: 6 articles2026-07-09: 4 articles2026-07-10: 2 articles2026-07-11: 3 articles2026-07-12: 4 articles2026-07-13: 2 articles2026-07-14: 2 articles2026-07-15: 1 articles2026-07-16: 1 articles2026-07-17: 1 articles2026-07-18: 2 articles2026-07-19: 1 articles2026-07-20: 2 articles2026-07-21: 2 articles2026-07-22: 2 articles2026-07-23: 3 articles2026-07-24: 3 articles2026-07-25: 3 articles2026-07-26: 3 articles2026-07-27: 2 articles2026-07-28: 4 articles2026-07-29: 3 articles2026-07-30: 6 articles2026-07-31: 6 articles2026-08-01: 1 articles2026-08-02: 2 articles2026-08-03: 1 articles2026-08-04: 2 articles2026-08-05: 2 articles2026-08-06: 1 articles2026-08-07: 2 articles2026-08-08: 1 articles2026-08-09: gap in the upstream archive, the whole corpus dips2026-08-10: 2 articles2026-08-11: 2 articles2026-08-13: 2 articles2026-08-14: 1 articles2026-08-15: 1 articles2026-08-16: 1 articles2026-08-17: 1 articles2026-08-19: 1 articles2026-08-20: 1 articles2026-08-21: 2 articles2026-08-22: 1 articles2026-08-23: 1 articles2026-08-25: 1 articles2026-08-26: 2 articles06-0806-2307-0607-1807-3008-1108-26

The 1 hatched days are gaps in the upstream news archive, not quiet days at The Random Archivist: the whole corpus dips on those dates. They are excluded from the median above.

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curl "https://freenewsapi.ai/v1/stats?host=therandomarchivist.substack.com&top=10"

Publishing rhythm

When The Random Archivist actually publishes, by hour of day (UTC) and by day of week — measured from 152 timestamps, not from a schedule they advertise.

00: 00001: 00102: 00203: 00304: 00405: 00506: 30607: 40708: 60809: 130910: 111011: 241112: 131213: 81314: 171415: 91516: 61617: 61718: 61819: 61920: 142021: 62122: 12223: 023
Mon: 17MonTue: 23TueWed: 25WedThu: 24ThuFri: 25FriSat: 20SatSun: 19Sun

Languages

CodeLanguageArticlesShare
enEnglish153100.7%

Latest articles

The 18 most recent The Random Archivist articles in the index — the same rows the API returns, rendered for humans.

Depathologising the university
2026-08-26 11:27 UTC · The Random Archivist; Juniper Salt-Fog
A journey through decolonisation, depathologisation and the coloniality of pressing the elevator button.
Reckless: Journalist Does Journalism
2026-08-26 10:07 UTC · The Random Archivist; T W Burrows
The UK Home Office reacts with alarm after a reporter goes somewhere, sees something, and comes back with evidence
The English Have Discovered They Are English
2026-08-25 09:20 UTC · The Random Archivist; T W Burrows
The English were supposed to be temporary scenery. Then somebody gave them YouTube.
Ottawa Discovers Ten Employees, and T.W. Discovers Kebab Enrichment
2026-08-23 14:58 UTC · The Random Archivist; T W Burrows
How governments turned small businesses into immigration infrastructure, with added garlic sauce
PUT DOWN THE SAUSAGE AND STEP AWAY FROM THE BARBECUE
2026-08-22 21:02 UTC · The Random Archivist; T W Burrows
Britain activates its national Emergency Alert system. Meanwhile, police are arresting people on suspicion of actually starting fires.
The Government Discovers the Word “Will”
2026-08-21 13:36 UTC · The Random Archivist; T W Burrows
Lucy Powell and the Prime Minister promise law-breaking asylum seekers will be deported, while the Home Office pamphlet still says they “may” face consequences.
The Home Office Has Barely Scratched the Surface
2026-08-21 11:14 UTC · The Random Archivist; T W Burrows
T.W. Burrows helps the Home Office finish its new guide to British laws, customs and other apparent mysteries.
Britain Discovers Cultural Differences
2026-08-20 20:39 UTC · The Random Archivist; T W Burrows
After years of insisting there was nothing much to worry about, the Home Office has produced illustrated instructions explaining consent, child abuse, FGM, forced marriag
The Camera Is Not Interested in You, Honest.
2026-08-19 15:03 UTC · The Random Archivist; T W Burrows
T.W. Burrows investigates the remarkable surveillance system that records everybody but, apparently, only watches criminals
Smudging Policy
2026-08-17 19:10 UTC · The Random Archivist
To "cleanse the negative energy out of people and the environment"
FSU: "Blasphemy law is back — but it only applies to (REDACTED)."
2026-08-16 12:37 UTC · T W Burrows
A retired policeman reposts a joke, Britain discovers blasphemy again, and the Editor’s lawyers advise against breakfast.
Icarus in the Culture War
2026-08-15 12:09 UTC · The Random Archivist
Jason Arday’s death, the culture war that immediately consumed it, and the dangerous confusion between a ruined reputation and a ruined life
“We Are Not for Late-Term Abortion.”
2026-08-14 14:48 UTC · The Random Archivist; T W Burrows
Massachusetts removes its 24-week abortion limit, a Catholic governor signs it, and the room erupts in applause.
Lie Back and Think of Piddington
2026-08-13 21:08 UTC · T W Burrows
Edwina Currie explains that 1,200 young men may need a brothel, the villagers do not get a veto, and government sometimes has to say “So what?”
Blue Voters Without a Clue
2026-08-13 20:01 UTC · T W Burrows
Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed campaigns for the U.S. Senate at approximately preschool level. Sounds like a winning move.
Woke 1 Was Crazy. So What the Hell Is Woke 2?
2026-08-11 16:54 UTC · The Random Archivist
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has finally admitted the first version had bugs. T.W. Burrows inspects the 2026 release notes and becomes concerned.
The Thousand-Door Threat
2026-08-11 10:11 UTC · T W Burrows
The Liberals have moved from Elbows Up to Knuckles Out. Editor’s note: The Liberals have been threatening Canadians for years, but this appears to be an escalation. We sh
New U.S. "Gold Standard Childhood Vaccine Recommendations"
2026-08-10 20:25 UTC · The Random Archivist
"Maximizing Parental Choice over Childhood Vaccines" Section 1. Purpose and Policy. Pursuant to the Presidential Memorandum of December 5, 2025 (Aligning United States Co

Harvest it all

Page through the archive by date. from and to accept YYYY-MM-DD or relative values such as now-7d.

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curl "https://freenewsapi.ai/v1/search?host=therandomarchivist.substack.com&from=now-7d&size=100"

To poll for new material, keep the timestamp of the newest article you saw and ask only for what came after it:

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curl "https://freenewsapi.ai/v1/search?host=therandomarchivist.substack.com&from=now-1h&sort=date_asc"

Article bodies come with full_text=true. No key, no quota tier, no header — see the search endpoint for every parameter.

Metadata quality

How well The Random Archivist marks up its own pages — useful if you are deciding whether to parse them yourself.

100%
dates from JSON-LD
100%
articles with a byline
0%
articles with sections
178 KB
average page weight

Crawl lag — the delay between publication and the article reaching this index — is 188 min at the median, 439 minutes at the 90th percentile.

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FAQ

Does The Random Archivist have an official API?

Not a public one. This endpoint is the practical alternative: their articles as structured JSON, with title, lead, publication time, section, byline and a link back to the original.

How do I get their RSS feed?

Most publishers expose one at /rss or /feed, but feeds carry only the last few dozen items and drop them within hours. This index keeps 152 of their articles and lets you filter by date, language and section.

How many articles does The Random Archivist publish per day?

2 on a median day, measured across 73 days.

Can I use this commercially?

The API is free and unauthenticated. What you may do with the content is between you and the publisher: we return metadata, a lead paragraph and a link, not a licence.