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Wonkette API, RSS and sitemap

Every article Wonkette publishes, as JSON, through an open API with no key and no signup. 533 of their articles are indexed right now, refreshed hourly.

United StatesEnglish#4,504 by volume

Four ways to pull wonkette.com

All four are ours, all four are live, and none of them needs a key.

JSON Search this publisher

Every article we hold from wonkette.com, newest first. Add q= to search inside.

curl -s "https://freenewsapi.ai/v1/search?host=www.wonkette.com&size=20"open it →

RSS Subscribe in any reader

The same articles as an RSS 2.0 feed. Works in Feedly, Inoreader, Thunderbird — anywhere.

curl -s "https://freenewsapi.ai/v1/rss?host=www.wonkette.com&size=50"open it →

JSON Feed For apps

JSON Feed 1.1, the same content in a format apps parse natively.

curl -s "https://freenewsapi.ai/v1/feed.json?host=www.wonkette.com&size=50"open it →

Trimmed For agents

Only the fields an agent needs — title, url, date, language — so the response stays small.

curl -s "https://freenewsapi.ai/v1/search?host=www.wonkette.com&size=20&fields=title,url,published_at,lang"open it →

What this outlet covers, by share of its recent output:

politics 70%society 30%

Call the API

A live request. Paste it into a terminal and Wonkette headlines come back as JSON.

bash
curl "https://freenewsapi.ai/v1/search?host=www.wonkette.com&size=5"
533
articles indexed
214
in the last 30 days
7
median per day
1
languages
152 min
median crawl lag
08.06 → 06.09
archive depth

Publishing volume

Articles per day over the last 90 days. The busiest hour is 20:00 UTC — that is when the newsroom pushes its main batch.

2026-06-09: 7 articles2026-06-10: 6 articles2026-06-11: 6 articles2026-06-12: 7 articles2026-06-13: 4 articles2026-06-14: 2 articles2026-06-15: 7 articles2026-06-16: 6 articles2026-06-17: 6 articles2026-06-18: 6 articles2026-06-19: 3 articles2026-06-20: 2 articles2026-06-21: 2 articles2026-06-22: 7 articles2026-06-23: 6 articles2026-06-24: 6 articles2026-06-25: 7 articles2026-06-26: 8 articles2026-06-27: 2 articles2026-06-28: 2 articles2026-06-29: 5 articles2026-06-30: 7 articles2026-07-01: 7 articles2026-07-02: 7 articles2026-07-03: 7 articles2026-07-04: 2 articles2026-07-05: 1 articles2026-07-06: 7 articles2026-07-07: 6 articles2026-07-08: 7 articles2026-07-09: 7 articles2026-07-10: 7 articles2026-07-11: 1 articles2026-07-12: 2 articles2026-07-13: 7 articles2026-07-14: 7 articles2026-07-15: 6 articles2026-07-16: 7 articles2026-07-17: 7 articles2026-07-18: 3 articles2026-07-19: 2 articles2026-07-20: 7 articles2026-07-21: 7 articles2026-07-22: 7 articles2026-07-23: 6 articles2026-07-24: 7 articles2026-07-25: 2 articles2026-07-26: 2 articles2026-07-27: 7 articles2026-07-28: 6 articles2026-07-29: 6 articles2026-07-30: 7 articles2026-07-31: 7 articles2026-08-01: 3 articles2026-08-02: 2 articles2026-08-03: 6 articles2026-08-04: 7 articles2026-08-05: 7 articles2026-08-06: 7 articles2026-08-07: 6 articles2026-08-08: 2 articles2026-08-09: gap in the upstream archive, the whole corpus dips2026-08-10: 7 articles2026-08-11: 6 articles2026-08-12: 7 articles2026-08-13: 7 articles2026-08-14: 7 articles2026-08-15: 4 articles2026-08-16: 2 articles2026-08-17: 7 articles2026-08-18: 8 articles2026-08-19: 7 articles2026-08-20: 7 articles2026-08-21: 7 articles2026-08-22: 4 articles2026-08-23: 2 articles2026-08-24: 7 articles2026-08-25: 8 articles2026-08-26: 7 articles2026-08-27: 12 articles2026-08-28: 18 articles2026-08-29: 6 articles2026-08-30: 4 articles2026-08-31: 7 articles2026-09-01: 7 articles2026-09-02: 7 articles2026-09-03: 15 articles2026-09-04: 16 articles2026-09-05: 6 articles2026-09-06: 4 articles06-0906-2407-0907-2408-0808-2309-06

The 1 hatched days are gaps in the upstream news archive, not quiet days at Wonkette: the whole corpus dips on those dates. They are excluded from the median above.

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curl "https://freenewsapi.ai/v1/stats?host=www.wonkette.com&top=10"

Publishing rhythm

When Wonkette actually publishes, by hour of day (UTC) and by day of week — measured from 533 timestamps, not from a schedule they advertise.

00: 150001: 00102: 00203: 00304: 10405: 00506: 00607: 00708: 00809: 00910: 21011: 681112: 571213: 151314: 561415: 531516: 441617: 371718: 501819: 191920: 972021: 112122: 92223: 523
Mon: 87MonTue: 88TueWed: 86WedThu: 101ThuFri: 107FriSat: 41SatSun: 29Sun

Sections

Sections come from the publisher's own markup, present on 4% of their articles.

SectionArticles
politics21
society21

Languages

The site identifies itself under Wonkette, wonkette.com — separate editions publishing under one domain.

CodeLanguageArticlesShare
enEnglish539101.1%

Latest articles

The 18 most recent Wonkette articles in the index — the same rows the API returns, rendered for humans.

Nice Times Has Come Today
2026-09-06 15:03 UTC · politics
Wonkette Movie Night: Clue
2026-09-06 00:01 UTC · politics
Happy Labor Day weekend! Wonkette One A Day for 9/4/26!
2026-09-04 20:23 UTC
Afternoon post roundup!
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week’s Cocktail, Jimothy Spoke In Class Today!
2026-09-04 20:20 UTC
Try to forget this. Try to erase this from the blackboard.
Mean Judge Won’t Let RFK Jr. Use Fake, AI-Generated ‘Studies’ To Justify Ineffective Abstinence-Only Education
2026-09-04 14:15 UTC
All of the non-imaginary studies show that it doesn’t work.
G-L-O-R-I-A! Tabs, Fri., Sept. 4, 2026
2026-09-04 11:00 UTC
Morning news roundup! Things to read!
Somewhere Around Barstow. Wonkette One-A-Day, Sept. 3, 2026
2026-09-03 20:56 UTC · Doktor Zoom
Have you noted how everywhere is BAT COUNTRY these days? Except of course here at Yr Wonkette, where everything remains perfenctly norbal. You can also use the button bel
Pete Hegseth’s Testosterone Shipments Just Came In, That’ll Make Those Republican Senators STFU
2026-09-03 20:20 UTC · Evan Hurst
Our chronicle continues of what absolutely should be the last week of Pete Hegseth’s career in public service, before he tries to escape to a non-extradition country to a
Great Texas Polling Place Ratf*ck Of 2026 Now Underway. Thanks A Ton, John Roberts.
2026-09-03 18:00 UTC · Doktor Zoom
Section 4 of the Voting Rights Act coulda stopped this. That’s why it had to go.
That Time Managers Locked The Doors On A Chicken Nugget Factory Like They’d Never Heard Of Triangle Shirtwaist Factory
2026-09-03 16:31 UTC · Erik Loomis
On September 3, 1991, a chicken factory in Hamlet, North Carolina, caught fire thanks to nonexistent safety procedures, killing 25 workers and injuring another 55. This w

Harvest it all

Page through the archive by date. from and to accept YYYY-MM-DD or relative values such as now-7d.

bash
curl "https://freenewsapi.ai/v1/search?host=www.wonkette.com&from=now-7d&size=100"

To poll for new material, keep the timestamp of the newest article you saw and ask only for what came after it:

bash
curl "https://freenewsapi.ai/v1/search?host=www.wonkette.com&from=now-1h&sort=date_asc"

Article bodies come with full_text=true. No key, no quota tier, no header — see the search endpoint for every parameter.

Metadata quality

How well Wonkette marks up its own pages — useful if you are deciding whether to parse them yourself.

82%
dates from JSON-LD
83%
articles with a byline
4%
articles with sections
227 KB
average page weight

Crawl lag — the delay between publication and the article reaching this index — is 152 min at the median, 473 minutes at the 90th percentile.

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FAQ

Does Wonkette have an official API?

Not a public one. This endpoint is the practical alternative: their articles as structured JSON, with title, lead, publication time, section, byline and a link back to the original.

How do I get their RSS feed?

Most publishers expose one at /rss or /feed, but feeds carry only the last few dozen items and drop them within hours. This index keeps 533 of their articles and lets you filter by date, language and section.

How many articles does Wonkette publish per day?

7 on a median day, measured across 90 days.

Can I use this commercially?

The API is free and unauthenticated. What you may do with the content is between you and the publisher: we return metadata, a lead paragraph and a link, not a licence.